Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!!

Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:33 pm

*has a black out as he reaches for the bottle of wine*
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Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:44 pm

NINJAGEEK grabs a bottle of the wine that the kind priest offered him and starts to drink some. Then he starts coughing like crazy.

That stuff is strong!

Only that last statement came out more like

asjdfakjfasjdashfash

Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:31 am

Takor, hearing the ruckus, comes out to join the odd group.

"Rum. I do not understand. We had nothing like this on my planet... we only smoked frajma leaves"

He takes the bottle of holy-wine from Ninja and downs it in several reptilian gulps, tilting his head back. He then proceeds to smash the bottle against his knee; he thoughtfully begins to devour the glass shards.

"I don't get it."

"Me neither pal," replies the platypus groggily.

Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:18 am

"You wouldn't happen to have any of this frajma stuff, would you? Now that would make it a party!"

Aleran eats one of the shards of glass.

"Ouch! I don't get this either!! Why, oh why? The pain! Oooo, more rum!"

What a Face

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Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:32 am

"Unfortunately, my supply is used up. The forests on my homeworld were destroyed in the Automaton Wars, and the little I brought with me I used up on the way through hyperspace. It's a lonely territory, outer space. It was made even worse by the fact there was no way to get rid of the smoke inside an airtight vessel. Oh well."

"And glass? It is merely to strengthen the teeth and the digestive system. Your elvish-human custom of "rum" appears wimpish to me. In fact, I imagine I could drink a barrel of it for every pint you put away... and that's a bet."

Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:56 pm

"You are on! But I warn you, I've been warming up! I've had 7 pints already today!"
"Oh, and some wine! Smile

Potent stuff, that wine..."
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Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:33 pm

NINJAGEEK looks at the arguing duo.

o;ahwerhn;WGhegf?

He grabs another bottle of rum and happily starts drinking it.

Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:43 pm

"Excuse me gentlemen! But i'm gonna walk ovr 'er!" Ray gets up and then goes behind a tree vomiting profusely.....too much rumhe thought
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Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:07 pm

NINJAGEEK finishes off another bottle and slowly sets it down.

vidi gud um bt e fe e lttl trd nw.

NINJAGEEK passes out and then lays there on the ground.

Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:40 pm

"Let us begin then."

Takor gets up off of the barrel of rum he was sitting on. He picks it up with two lizard arms, rippling with muscle, and lifts it above his head. He headbutts the bottom of the container, driving his head-spike into the wood. This makes a nifty hole, a drinking spout, from which Takor begins to drink... and drink... and drink.

He polishes off that barrel, then throws it aside.

"Got another one, sir?" he says with a toothy grin.

Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:02 am

Rem looks around and spots Ray hay lookzz atz dis dares RRUUUUUUMMMMMM wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Rem and Ray start dancing like idiots around people
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Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:04 am

"Give me a sec Narutouzi....." Ray walks over behind a tree again.....barfing....again
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Subject: Re: Teh Uberness' Rum Party!!! Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:43 am

"I take your silence as resignation, fire-spinner."

Takor has grown tired of these shenanigans and returns to his tent, where he breaks out some kramja leves with his lizard friends and begins smoking away.

Takor laughs to himself: "I lied to the elf-man about my supply. Let him come and take some if he dares."